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Do you have a really dirty carpet?  Need to clean up a big mess in a small amount of time?  And are you tired of using the standard noisy vaccum cleaner to get these types of jobs done? Well, for those of you lucky enough to be reading this right now, you're dirty house floor prayers have been answered!  Introducing: My times in the 400 and 200!  They SUCK!  They suck so bad that they'll pick up any kind of dirt, dust or other small particle right off the ground.  They're not like Jeremy Wariner's PR's in the 200/400 which don't suck at all!  My 200 and 400 PR's will suck that dirt right off your floor and leave not even the most microscopic particles behind.  Think I'm kidding you?  Just check out my 400 and 200 times from any meets in the '08 season and you'll see their sucking power!  In fact, my 400 PR isn't even under a minute! WOAH!  Now, you're probably thinking that all the sucking power you recieve with my 200 and 400 meter PR's costs a fortune.  But if you call our number now, you'll recieve my 200 and 400 PR's for 1,000,000 easy payments of just one frickin dollar!  WHAT A DEAL! But wait there's more!  If you call within the next 30 milleniums, we'll throw in my 100 PR absolutely free (Free meaning that my 100 PR is not in jail and able to roam about the Earth as it wishes;-)).  My 100 PR not only sucks as much as my 200/400 PR's, it blows as well!  You'd be a worse sucker than my 100/200/400 PR's to pass up this wonderful value.  So call 1-774-090-889-675-897-908-666-7789-0903-4456-6117-9004-8767-9098-6773-7786-9099-4456-7865-2345-6789-1221-2354-3247-0000-13-69-420-666-1111-88-444-777897456432156-0095-7789000-75444-0888789061442765433333-99887656458990-888-2 today and start experiencing the raw suckness of my 100/200/400 PR's! Don't dealy, call today! (I'm gonna hang myself pretty soon cause I'm so slow so call A.S.A.P.!;-))

 

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TRADGEDY HAS STRUCK EMPB28's WORLD AGAIN!!!!!!

I bet all you Runnerspacers didn't think it was possible but it happened at about 10 to 10 last night.  My heart was broken.  So what broke it you ask?  Having to go back to work for the new school year?  Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" reaching 72 weeks on the Billboard (s)ho(o=i)t 100?  Yeah, those are GOOD guesses.  But a jack-off little country called America is resposible for the depression I feel today.  This country, which dug itself a hole through to China with econmic problems in recent years, voted the best god-damn crap bastard hell ass piss b*tch sh*t f**king Colbie Caillat act PERIOD out of America's Got Talent last night!  Apparently, we think someone sitting on their ass and singing some cheezy-ass ballad is more entertaining than doing a flip, through a flaming hoop, AND DUNKING A BASKETBALL!  WOW! :P  This country really pissed me on and off by doing this.  Acrodunk more than DESERVES to AT LEAST be in the final.  And guess what?  THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME!!!  Back in 2006, this same kick ass (and all other body parts for that matter!) basketball dunking routine didn't even make it past round 2!  Instead we (not including me!) sent Nathan Burton through, whose magic acts were Lametably And Malevolently Egregious (abbr. LAME!).  So I guess you just have to sick a guitar in your hands and fire up those vocal cords to impress Americans nowadays!  They won't accept anything else!  Thus, I think Matt Barnhart should go on AGT next season.  Why?  It's simple.  HE'S A SINGER!  Because in a country full of blockhead-talent show voters like this, his Kara Goucher-stalker anthems to be highly favored over ANY daredevil act!   Hell, I could take up singing and enter myself in the competition!  I bet I'll win right away!  GOD BLESS AMERICA! Land that I love.......to hate for having such shitty respect for UNIQUE talent! :P

Last Updated: Sep 3 2009, 08:29 PM
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Nov 12 2009, 03:16 AM, Andrew Garai wrote:
when you don't know what a word is you should try looking it up in the dictionary
 
Sep 10 2009, 08:25 PM, Anna Lu wrote:
I don't think that there are World Championships next year wink.gif but 2011 in Deagu - South Korea!
Yes it was horrible... but I'll never forget the moment she stand in front of me smile.gif Though she was a lil bit angry. as she did not win her race... so i had great luck that she reacted at all. I know exactly the place on my shirt she tried to sign. So, I've just to imagine there would be anything biggrin.gif And of course she touched my pen! That's "almost" the same wink.gif
 
Sep 8 2009, 03:08 PM, Anna Lu wrote:
Of course I did!!! It was... just incredible... got some authographs from most of the german athletes but also from USAIN smile.gif yeeeah. that was the greatest! There was such a crowd when he came out of the stadium and... oh my gosh, danger!!! My shirt is full of scribbles which should be authographs biggrin.gif 4x100m men (GB), 4x100m women (Japan), third placed triple jumper... winner + second placed 5000m women, Jessica Augusto (3000m steeplechase Portugal), Linda Züplin (heptathlete Suisse), Shelly-Ann Fraser and so on... A real treasure smile.gif I tried to receive one from Meseret Defar (she was going to sign but THEN MY PEN FAILED!!! sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif ) and Kenenisa Bekele but well... Once we met him in the park while he was "jogging". He just waved and we were glad biggrin.gif ...everywhere were athletes though you didn´t look for them. Ok, I´m going on and on...

Ahhh and... yes, it was very loud! But i don´t think it was as clear as in reality! It was the greatest in a long time! YES tongue.gif
 
Aug 14 2009, 09:37 PM, Anna Lu wrote:
It's comparable to L.A. and New York, I think...but I'm not sure. Anyway we have to drive 8h and that's enough!!!
Will you watch it on TV?
Maybe I'm waving to you :-D
 
Aug 14 2009, 11:26 AM, Anna Lu wrote:
What´s exactly your problem? I know... I´m very glad to be native speaker. My teacher is English-born and always complains about German tongue.gif
Hmm... the poem. It´s about the feeling you get if you´ve almost finished a race or better... if it starts to be hard. And a good runner has to ignore that feeling and not to give up. In Germany we call that "Schweinehund" ...I think the literally translation would be "Swinedog" biggrin.gif ...Or do you call it "the inner temptation" ? Tell me wink.gif

Well, I´m going to pack my bags now. Next week I´ll be in Berlin to watch the Athletics World Championships smile.gif YEAH!!!
Maybe I´ll take some pics and upload them here.

Til then! Byeeeee
 
Aug 14 2009, 12:31 AM, Guest wrote:
You're my hero......so clever........goshogeeeomy
 
Aug 8 2009, 03:51 PM, Paul Denlinger wrote:
not for that reason but i do get hit there a lot.
 
Aug 5 2009, 10:56 PM, LoganE369 wrote:
i run the mile and 2 mile in track and the 5k in cc
 
Jul 30 2009, 08:16 AM, Guest wrote:
Not me! im not lying either. But I'll make a Bunny profile
 
Jul 26 2009, 05:00 AM, Paul Denlinger wrote:
Haha no I just toughed it out. It really just felt like a REALLY sore muscle.
 
 

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