Hermes (Lysippos c. 350 BCE)

So, what is the ideal shoe from the perspective of a barefooter? Firstly, let me make it perfectly clear...nothing comes close to the perfection of the foot as-it-is. With that in mind, here's what you should look for in footwear:

1. Lightweight - we don't need any extra weight.

2. Extremely flexible - don't control my foot thank you.

3. No support - none, we want to get stronger through good form.

4. No cushioning - none, it's not needed (see above).

5. Wide - freedom for feet to be whatever they are...always.

6. Thin-soled - we need to FEEL the ground.

7. Puncture proof - as rarely needed insurance.

8. Durable - long lasting, wear well.

9. Easy on-and-off - please.

10. Portable and easy to stow - so we can travel together.

11. Fairtrade made - thinking about the future.

12. Green - earth safe materials, recyclable, duh.

13. Breathable - so as not to suffocate.

14. Good grip - let us stay upright when things get slippery.

15. Toe articulation - I have toes for a reason.

16. Beautiful - because we never tire of beauty's inspiration.

17. No Stink - a shoe should not smell bad...ever. What do you think?

Barefoot Ted ...aka El Mono