A SCIENTIFIC REVIEW OF THREE SHITTY NEW BANDS WE WERE CURSED WITH IN 2010

A scholarly artice by EMPB28
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Move over 12/21/2012, a much more horrible and evil judgment date has been established!  The human race will be begging for an apocalypse where fire rains from the sky and four horsemen drop in for a visit when a horrific, heinous event occur...

 

Here it is folks!  What better way is there to celebrate Christmas 2010 than with the first EVER Christmas blog from your good ol' unnecessarily violent blogger EMPB28?  Well maybe shoving a life-size candy canes up the U o...

Today, the sector of the human race tuned into FOX was forced to watch 9 GODDAMN HOURS of BASEBALL.  Notice how I capitalized certain letters in that last sentence.  This was simply to indicate how pissed and shitted off I...

Despite the fact that will still have three months until Christmas, predictions for X-Mas 2010's most wanted toys have been made.   I'll probably have hung myself to avoid listening to all the sucky Chirstmas commercial jingles by then.&...

Hey all you fellow RS'ers, it's me your good ol' cranky, whiny, complaining, organizer for UW Indoor Meet javeilin up the ass shoving buddy empb28.  I'd like to talk about a very serious subject in this blog.  What make it so serious is the f...

It doesn't matter who you are.  Every week or so you must haul your ass to a supermarket to get your short-term supply of food.  And all too often you are joined by dozens if not hundreds if not way too goddamn many 1-5 year old dipshits who ...

No, fellow RS'ers, I am indeed not.  But the several past months since I've written a blog sure had some stuff make me want to be dead as my love for Facebook's chat (Which, by the way, can suck my balls into a black hole).  So I'd like ...

I bet all you Runnerspacers didn't think it was possible but it happened at about 10 to 10 last night.  My heart was broken.  So what broke it you ask?  Having to go back to work for the new school year?  Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" re...

THANK GOD YOU'VE DECIDED TO READ THIS!  THIS IS AN URGENT BLOG PEOPLE! Recently, a problem with some American hotel guests has been discovered.  They were gullible enough break hotel room windows and try to jump out of them after being told t...