Today, the sector of the human race tuned into FOX was forced to watch 9 GODDAMN HOURS of BASEBALL.  Notice how I capitalized certain letters in that last sentence.  This was simply to indicate how pissed and shitted off I am at this atrocity.  This world series game between the San Francisco "Goddamn baseball on instead of House" Giants and the Philadelphia "Please blow my head off if this baseball game goes on any longer" Phillies began at noon today, Pacific Standard Time, and ended just past 9PM......PACIFIC STANDARD TIME!   5 hours of local news, House, Cops, and America's Most Wanted was simply thrown down the toilet all for a bunch of whack-jobs who wear shirts that are too damn big for them and standing around a diamond scratching their balls for half the f***ing game! ("Balls", by the way, was a reference to the baseballs themselevs.  I wasn't talking about the specific body parts between the male player's legs which are probably the size of the planet Jupiter due to roid use).  I can tell you right now that I am going to end up on America's Most Wanted next week.  Why you ask?  For the reason that I will have found FOX Broadcasting's CEO and saber saw his ball sack in half?  I would like to think that is the reason, but I've decided that it wouldn't be a harsh enough punishment for a douchebag who thinks we'd rather watch 9 GODDAMN HOURS of America's National Sucky-TV-show-ruining pasttime.  By the way, the Giants beat the Phillies.   Did you give even an iota of a quatum of Jason Mraz's singing talent of a shit (Ahh the perfect word for Jason Mraz'es singing talent) about that last sentence?   If you did, then it means you like to watch baseball 9 GODDAM HOURS A DAY!  Why can't you be a like me and like to watch footage of Vanessa Hudgens half-naked 9 hours a day?  When will you freaks learn?!  I mean, 9 GODDAMN HOURS of BASEBALL.  Most track meets don't last that long!  I bet all of you are getting tired of my vulgar, crude, angry thoughts I'm randomly pulling out of my head and inserting into this blog.  If you are then TOO DAMN BAD!  I'm gonna keep on writing so it takes you 9 GODDAMN HOURS to read this!  So as I was saying, most track meets are monotonous and bland as goddam baseba-PSYCH!  I fooled you!  I would never inflict the pain of being forced to give your attention to something you don't give a fudge about for......9 GODDAMN HOURS.  But, sadly, that pain became known by me as I was getting ready to watch America's most wanted about an hour ago.  So consider yourself lucky to be spared. And please find it in your heart to repay me for this kind deed by taking a welding torch to the sex organs of FOX Broadcasting's CEO in retaliation for making us watch baseball for 9 LONG, BORING, SUCKY, GODDAMN HOURS!