It doesn't matter who you are.  Every week or so you must haul your ass to a supermarket to get your short-term supply of food.  And all too often you are joined by dozens if not hundreds if not way too goddamn many 1-5 year old dipshits who ...

No, fellow RS'ers, I am indeed not.  But the several past months since I've written a blog sure had some stuff make me want to be dead as my love for Facebook's chat (Which, by the way, can suck my balls into a black hole).  So I'd like ...

I bet all you Runnerspacers didn't think it was possible but it happened at about 10 to 10 last night.  My heart was broken.  So what broke it you ask?  Having to go back to work for the new school year?  Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" re...

THANK GOD YOU'VE DECIDED TO READ THIS!  THIS IS AN URGENT BLOG PEOPLE! Recently, a problem with some American hotel guests has been discovered.  They were gullible enough break hotel room windows and try to jump out of them after being told t...

It came in 2007.  It was awful.  It was hideous.  And now, with deepest regrets, I must warn the world that this evil is about to hit again.  Colbie Caillat is [sadly] releasing a new album next month>X[].  Our&n...

Are you getting tired of the standard silly do something unhealthy and then run a lap challenge?  Have you gotten used to the "magical" sensation of drinking a root beer or eating a Krispy Kreme doughnut and then running a lap?  Well folks!&n...