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Do you have a really dirty carpet? Need to clean up a big mess in a small amount of time? And are you tired of using the standard noisy vaccum cleaner to get these types of jobs done? Well, for those of you lucky enough to be reading this right now, you're dirty house floor prayers have been answered! Introducing: My times in the 400 and 200! They SUCK! They suck so bad that they'll pick up any kind of dirt, dust or other small particle right off the ground. They're not like Jeremy Wariner's PR's in the 200/400 which don't suck at all! My 200 and 400 PR's will suck that dirt right off your floor and leave not even the most microscopic particles behind. Think I'm kidding you? Just check out my 400 and 200 times from any meets in the '08 season and you'll see their sucking power! In fact, my 400 PR isn't even under a minute! WOAH! Now, you're probably thinking that all the sucking power you recieve with my 200 and 400 meter PR's costs a fortune. But if you call our number now, you'll recieve my 200 and 400 PR's for 1,000,000 easy payments of just one frickin dollar! WHAT A DEAL! But wait there's more! If you call within the next 30 milleniums, we'll throw in my 100 PR absolutely free (Free meaning that my 100 PR is not in jail and able to roam about the Earth as it wishes;-)). My 100 PR not only sucks as much as my 200/400 PR's, it blows as well! You'd be a worse sucker than my 100/200/400 PR's to pass up this wonderful value. So call 1-774-090-889-675-897-908-666-7789-0903-4456-6117-9004-8767-9098-6773-7786-9099-4456-7865-2345-6789-1221-2354-3247-0000-13-69-420-666-1111-88-444-777897456432156-0095-7789000-75444-0888789061442765433333-99887656458990-888-2 today and start experiencing the raw suckness of my 100/200/400 PR's! Don't dealy, call today! (I'm gonna hang myself pretty soon cause I'm so slow so call A.S.A.P.!;-))

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TRADGEDY HAS STRUCK EMPB28's WORLD AGAIN!!!!!!

I bet all you Runnerspacers didn't think it was possible but it happened at about 10 to 10 last night. My heart was broken. So what broke it you ask? Having to go back to work for the new school year? Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" reaching 72 weeks on the Billboard (s)ho(o=i)t 100? Yeah, those are GOOD guesses. But a jack-off little country called America is resposible for the depression I feel today. This country, which dug itself a hole through to China with econmic problems in recent years, voted the best god-damn crap bastard hell ass piss b*tch sh*t f**king Colbie Caillat act PERIOD out of America's Got Talent last night! Apparently, we think someone sitting on their ass and singing some cheezy-ass ballad is more entertaining than doing a flip, through a flaming hoop, AND DUNKING A BASKETBALL! WOW! :P This country really pissed me on and off by doing this. Acrodunk more than DESERVES to AT LEAST be in the final. And guess what? THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME!!! Back in 2006, this same kick ass (and all other body parts for that matter!) basketball dunking routine didn't even make it past round 2! Instead we (not including me!) sent Nathan Burton through, whose magic acts were Lametably And Malevolently Egregious (abbr. LAME!). So I guess you just have to sick a guitar in your hands and fire up those vocal cords to impress Americans nowadays! They won't accept anything else! Thus, I think Matt Barnhart should go on AGT next season. Why? It's simple. HE'S A SINGER! Because in a country full of blockhead-talent show voters like this, his Kara Goucher-stalker anthems to be highly favored over ANY daredevil act! Hell, I could take up singing and enter myself in the competition! I bet I'll win right away! GOD BLESS AMERICA! Land that I love.......to hate for having such shitty respect for UNIQUE talent! :P

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Jul 25 2009, 11:50 AM, Anna Lu wrote:

Do you mean that I lose some seconds if I don´t get out of the water jump as fast as possible?

For sure!!! That´s the difficulty of this discipline

...to take the obstacles the best u can

and to lose just a few seconds... isn´t that the sense of every competition, concerning running?

But one thing is actually different: You bleeeeeeed much more than in a "normal" run. 3000m steeplechase are comparable to 10000m. Believe me

Jul 23 2009, 11:51 PM, Eamonn Kerr Daly wrote:

I was just enjoying some Chocolate Milk.

Jul 20 2009, 06:46 PM, tsivitse wrote:

for middle school the 2mile is bfore the mile so ive never actualy run a 1 mile with fresh legs. im going to try it though in highschool.

Jul 20 2009, 06:40 PM, tsivitse wrote:

man, i tried calling that number, but it didn't work, I wonder y?

Jul 20 2009, 06:31 PM, Dan Draws wrote:

I use soft pastels.

Jul 19 2009, 01:33 AM, Paul Denlinger wrote:

Yeah... the broken leg still made me slower lol...I just did better than I expected.

Jul 18 2009, 05:32 PM, Ian Vitanovec wrote:

nope I never had a thought of running before my freshmen year of highschool . I'm not very atheltic but i tried Cross country my freshmen year and I loved it. I'm not very good but I love the feeling. I live in Maryland and we dont have anything like Xc or running groups in Middle School, which is kind of sad because cross country doesnt get enough respect.

Jul 18 2009, 01:52 PM, unicornrunnergrl wrote:

yeah that is my school mascot. we are the unicorns.

Jul 17 2009, 05:05 PM, Ian Terpin wrote:

During the US Championships we did actually live shows daily from Villard St. Pub in Eugene, OR (5 of them). Those took the place of our Wednesday show that week. For the next two weeks, we did put up videos, but they weren't the standard ones. One was the US Championships recap rap and the other was a RSL one year anniversary highlight video. Now we're back to normal though