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Do you have a really dirty carpet? Need to clean up a big mess in a small amount of time? And are you tired of using the standard noisy vaccum cleaner to get these types of jobs done? Well, for those of you lucky enough to be reading this right now, you're dirty house floor prayers have been answered! Introducing: My times in the 400 and 200! They SUCK! They suck so bad that they'll pick up any kind of dirt, dust or other small particle right off the ground. They're not like Jeremy Wariner's PR's in the 200/400 which don't suck at all! My 200 and 400 PR's will suck that dirt right off your floor and leave not even the most microscopic particles behind. Think I'm kidding you? Just check out my 400 and 200 times from any meets in the '08 season and you'll see their sucking power! In fact, my 400 PR isn't even under a minute! WOAH! Now, you're probably thinking that all the sucking power you recieve with my 200 and 400 meter PR's costs a fortune. But if you call our number now, you'll recieve my 200 and 400 PR's for 1,000,000 easy payments of just one frickin dollar! WHAT A DEAL! But wait there's more! If you call within the next 30 milleniums, we'll throw in my 100 PR absolutely free (Free meaning that my 100 PR is not in jail and able to roam about the Earth as it wishes;-)). My 100 PR not only sucks as much as my 200/400 PR's, it blows as well! You'd be a worse sucker than my 100/200/400 PR's to pass up this wonderful value. So call 1-774-090-889-675-897-908-666-7789-0903-4456-6117-9004-8767-9098-6773-7786-9099-4456-7865-2345-6789-1221-2354-3247-0000-13-69-420-666-1111-88-444-777897456432156-0095-7789000-75444-0888789061442765433333-99887656458990-888-2 today and start experiencing the raw suckness of my 100/200/400 PR's! Don't dealy, call today! (I'm gonna hang myself pretty soon cause I'm so slow so call A.S.A.P.!;-))

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TRADGEDY HAS STRUCK EMPB28's WORLD AGAIN!!!!!!

I bet all you Runnerspacers didn't think it was possible but it happened at about 10 to 10 last night. My heart was broken. So what broke it you ask? Having to go back to work for the new school year? Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" reaching 72 weeks on the Billboard (s)ho(o=i)t 100? Yeah, those are GOOD guesses. But a jack-off little country called America is resposible for the depression I feel today. This country, which dug itself a hole through to China with econmic problems in recent years, voted the best god-damn crap bastard hell ass piss b*tch sh*t f**king Colbie Caillat act PERIOD out of America's Got Talent last night! Apparently, we think someone sitting on their ass and singing some cheezy-ass ballad is more entertaining than doing a flip, through a flaming hoop, AND DUNKING A BASKETBALL! WOW! :P This country really pissed me on and off by doing this. Acrodunk more than DESERVES to AT LEAST be in the final. And guess what? THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME!!! Back in 2006, this same kick ass (and all other body parts for that matter!) basketball dunking routine didn't even make it past round 2! Instead we (not including me!) sent Nathan Burton through, whose magic acts were Lametably And Malevolently Egregious (abbr. LAME!). So I guess you just have to sick a guitar in your hands and fire up those vocal cords to impress Americans nowadays! They won't accept anything else! Thus, I think Matt Barnhart should go on AGT next season. Why? It's simple. HE'S A SINGER! Because in a country full of blockhead-talent show voters like this, his Kara Goucher-stalker anthems to be highly favored over ANY daredevil act! Hell, I could take up singing and enter myself in the competition! I bet I'll win right away! GOD BLESS AMERICA! Land that I love.......to hate for having such shitty respect for UNIQUE talent! :P

Last Updated: Sep 3 2009, 08:29 PM

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May 11 2009, 01:13 AM, Rink wrote:

Thanks, it was taken somewhere in Utah.

May 8 2009, 04:15 PM, tracklee3 wrote:

Just ran a 2:10 at my conference, placed 6th, first time ever placing at conference. I'm so thankful God sustained me. I should be able to run a 2:02 at districts...I'll run smarter and faster.
Baylor is in Waco Texas. One of their scholarship runners ran a 1:49 his senior year of high school. Not sure if I will run. But if I do, I'm sure they will breed me into a good runner. The breed runners in the 200m-the 1500m.

May 8 2009, 01:07 PM, CKaslerXC wrote:

its pretty legit man....I loved it! Wish i could go back

May 5 2009, 04:10 AM, Keith wrote:

Yep, I made a parody of I'm On A Boat by Lonely Island and made it ALL about running on a track haha. I have a song recorded and I'm hoping to get out a Youtube video in the summer!

May 4 2009, 01:01 PM, Dawn wrote:

Surprisingly enough I haven't had any trouble with my knees. Female sprinters usually have trouble with their knees by the time they reach their late 20s, I guess I'm blessed. The only time my knees bother me is when I'm sitting awkwardly, they get sore.

May 3 2009, 06:40 PM, Dawn wrote:

I'm a sprinter, and I believe I will be until my knees tell me otherwise. The transition wasn't easy at all, but I believe being in the military definately opened the door for some mid distance running. After a while, I think I decided I could run longer. After a little help from a friend, and some really long runs, I was able to compete in my first marathons. 9 marathons and countless 15ks, 10ks, 1600m, 800m, later, here I am, a distance runner, in a sprinter's body.

May 2 2009, 01:55 AM, Michael Eaton wrote:

I do anywhere from 70 to 90 miles per week. Just depends on where I'm at in the season.

Apr 28 2009, 03:24 AM, Ian Terpin wrote:

To be honest, I don't even really know if they did a show every week. I think they only did about 5 total though. That was going on around the time I was just being introduced to the site (a little over a year ago). As for the live thing- obviously the show isn't live. But: As westmania the the burns siad; It may not be live to you, but it is live to us (while we are creating it, haha). We went live for a few episodes but figured we could make a cooler show if we put a bit more production into it.

Apr 23 2009, 10:10 AM, Duncan wrote:

So my plan now is to just train like crazy. I'm only 23 so the way I see it I have around 15 years before I start going downhill. I am in the best shape of my life right now so it would be a shame to let it go to waste. As of now I'm just going to train alone instead of joining a club. Eugene is a great town but I also have career goals outside of running that I want to fulfill. Also I feel like I wasn't trained properly in college and I have my own ideas of how to train that I want to try out. Maybe eventually I'll join up with a team but that is my short-term plan. How about you? What's your story?

Apr 21 2009, 02:25 AM, Ian Terpin wrote:

They weren't letting us take over, so we killed them. No actually they have just moved out of town.

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